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Microsoft Tribute Tenacious D Meme Microsoft’s Tribute, Visa’s License To Spend & Bitcoin Nest Eggs
by Joseph Hargett April 27, 2022 Great Stuff
Tenacious M This is the greatest and best stock in the world … Microsoft (Nasdaq: ) tribute. A long time ago, me and my fellow Great Ones here were hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road, when all of a sudden, there shined a shiny investor in the middle of Wall Street. And he said: […]
Apple Only Hope FAANG Earnings Meme Apple’s FAANG Force Awakens, Blizzard’s Snowed In & Musk Moves On Twitter
by Joseph Hargett April 25, 2022 Great Stuff
FAANG De-Fanged? Look, mummy, there’s an earnings plane up in the sky… Great Ones, did you see the frightened ones? D-D-D-Did you see the earnings bombs? Did you ever wonder why we had to run for safe investments when the promise of a brave, new market unfurled beneath a clear, blue sky? Umm … Mr. […]
Walmart "Holy Grail" Hydrogen Monty Python Meme Plug Powered Wally World, JNJ’s Unusual Guidance, Your Chips Needham
by Joseph Hargett April 19, 2022 Great Stuff
Shop Smart! Shop H-Mart! Great Ones, today we’re going to talk about Walmart (NYSE: ), Plug Power (Nasdaq: ) and lift trucks … 9,500 of them to be exact. That’s … oddly specific. Go on. Now, these lift trucks aren’t your grandfather’s lift trucks. They don’t run on smelly natural gas. Anyone who’s ever worked […]
Crypto bears watching crypto investors get gains Scooby Doo meme Simmer-Down Sunday: The Sultans Of Crypto Swings
by Joseph Hargett April 17, 2022 Great Stuff
You Gotta Have Crypto Faith You smell that, Great Ones? No, that’s not napalm in the morning. That’s the outrageous odor of crypto gains! ‘Course, you can’t have your crypto gains without the obligatory crypto bears chiming in with their pessimism … which is also why we’re here today. Name a better combo than a […]
Mr. Metaverse meeting Meta Undertaker meme Mighty Morphin’ Meta Rangers; Tesla Investors A-Twitter
by Joseph Hargett April 14, 2022 Great Stuff
Meta Meets Mr. Metaverse Come with me … and you’ll be… In a world of pure meta imagination? Go with Meta (Nasdaq: ) … and you better, expect a data privacy situation! That’s right: I bet you didn’t know Willy Wonka was talking about overindulgence in the metaverse, that always-online virtual ether. What in the […]

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