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Apple Only Hope FAANG Earnings Meme Apple’s FAANG Force Awakens, Blizzard’s Snowed In & Musk Moves On Twitter
by Joseph Hargett April 25, 2022 Great Stuff
FAANG De-Fanged? Look, mummy, there’s an earnings plane up in the sky… Great Ones, did you see the frightened ones? D-D-D-Did you see the earnings bombs? Did you ever wonder why we had to run for safe investments when the promise of a brave, new market unfurled beneath a clear, blue sky? Umm … Mr. […]
Walmart "Holy Grail" Hydrogen Monty Python Meme Plug Powered Wally World, JNJ’s Unusual Guidance, Your Chips Needham
by Joseph Hargett April 19, 2022 Great Stuff
Shop Smart! Shop H-Mart! Great Ones, today we’re going to talk about Walmart (NYSE: ), Plug Power (Nasdaq: ) and lift trucks … 9,500 of them to be exact. That’s … oddly specific. Go on. Now, these lift trucks aren’t your grandfather’s lift trucks. They don’t run on smelly natural gas. Anyone who’s ever worked […]
Crypto bears watching crypto investors get gains Scooby Doo meme Simmer-Down Sunday: The Sultans Of Crypto Swings
by Joseph Hargett April 17, 2022 Great Stuff
You Gotta Have Crypto Faith You smell that, Great Ones? No, that’s not napalm in the morning. That’s the outrageous odor of crypto gains! ‘Course, you can’t have your crypto gains without the obligatory crypto bears chiming in with their pessimism … which is also why we’re here today. Name a better combo than a […]
Mr. Metaverse meeting Meta Undertaker meme Mighty Morphin’ Meta Rangers; Tesla Investors A-Twitter
by Joseph Hargett April 14, 2022 Great Stuff
Meta Meets Mr. Metaverse Come with me … and you’ll be… In a world of pure meta imagination? Go with Meta (Nasdaq: ) … and you better, expect a data privacy situation! That’s right: I bet you didn’t know Willy Wonka was talking about overindulgence in the metaverse, that always-online virtual ether. What in the […]
Worried About Stock Market Inflation Puppy Meme Ain’t Nothing Gonna Break My Market; Meta’s Horizon Zero Dawn & Delta’s Fueling Frisky
by Joseph Hargett April 13, 2022 Great Stuff
Don’t Break Your Stride Great Ones, last night I had the strangest dream. I sailed away to China … with a little portfolio to find ya. And you said you had to deal with inflation and needed someone to help you through. What does that mean? And you said… Ain’t nothin’ gonna break my stride! […]

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