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Latest Insights on TSLA

Elon Musk Cowboy No Terminator Stuff Meme Simmer-Down Sunday: Dawning Of The Age Of AI
by Joseph Hargett April 10, 2022 Great Stuff
Tesla’s Optimus Prime Time When the moon is in the Tesla’s house, and Jupiter aligns with Musk… Then robots will guide the planets, and AI will steer the stars… This is the dawning of an age of Aquarius — er, abundance! Can we save the dawning for a little later? I’m hitting snooze again. Oh, […]
Elon Musk Cult Of Personality Eyes Meme Tesla’s Cult Of Personality; The Hertz Locker & Time To Split GME
by Joseph Hargett April 4, 2022 Great Stuff
Tesla Gets A Pass Great Ones, we’ve talked quite a bit about Wall Street’s expectations and analyst ratings in this space. We’ve seen Hyzon Motors (Nasdaq: ) tank following a minor miss (or match, depending on whom you ask). We’ve seen Albemarle (NYSE: ) plunge on a slight miss in revenue expectations. We’ve even seen […]
Elon Musk Karen Options Market Meme Simmer-Down Sunday: On Stock Splits And Social Media Fits
by Joseph Hargett April 3, 2022 Great Stuff
Do Elons Dream Of Social Meeds? Well … do they? Sure, ol’ Musky the maybe-media-manipulator might tease and tempt the media mavens and the “muh free speechers” with images of a new, green, unmoderated social media pasture. But do you actually think the Tesla (Nasdaq: ) CEO’s hints at creating a new social media platform […]
Autonomous for the people self-driving semi-trucks meme Shiny Happy Robot Truckers, The Lululemon Song, Wayfair’s Way Out
by Joseph Hargett March 30, 2022 Great Stuff
FedEx Finally Feeling Frisky Smack, crack, bushwhacked … lidar sensors in the overhead rack, baby. Hey, Great Ones, rock and roll. FedEx (NYSE: ) knows where it wants to go, baby. What if semi-trucks did all the work? What if they drove around the clock? Tick-tock, Mr. Great Stuff. Another lyrical diversion? Just musing over […]
Elon Musk cowardly lion guard his profits meme Tesla’s Split-Second Decision, Beyond’s Plant-Based Problem & Please Yield
by Joseph Hargett March 28, 2022 Great Stuff
It’s Splitsville For Tesla Great Ones, what makes the Musk Man guard his musk? Profits! What makes Tesla (Nasdaq: ) a wonder of Wall Street? Profits! What makes TSLA stock come up like thunder? Profits! What has Musk got that other electric vehicle (EV) makers ain’t got? Profits? Yeah, pretty much. Tesla CEO Elon Musk […]

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