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Donnie Darko Real Imaginary Trade Meme When The Market Runs In Circles, It’s A Very, Very … Mad World
by Joseph Hargett May 29, 2022 Great Stuff
Tears For Fed Fears All around me are familiar faces … of worn-out traders, of market players. Up bright and early for their daily stock chases — going nowhere, going nowhere. Tears are filling up their portfolios… No recession! No recession! Hide my money, I want to drown my sorrow… No stocks to borrow. No […]
how to invest profitably in bear markets “Total Hogwash” in the Market and How to Beat It (2-minute read) While the current market movement is making many investors fearful, Charles wants to make sure you can sleep easy at night…
Ford recalls engine fires Mach EV meme Ford Fights Faulty Fires, Kohl’s As Ice, GOOS On The Loose
by Joseph Hargett May 19, 2022 Great Stuff
Light My EVs In A Daze Never leave … your EVs buuuurnin’. Ford stock is broad — but it’s a-hurtin’. All I want … is for you to make electric cars that don’t spontaneously combust. Is that so hard? Wait, when did the Stones talk about electric cars? Hmm, must’ve been a B-side… If you […]
Elon Musk buys Twitter while Tesla drowns meme Tesla’s Time Bomb, Get Lowe’s & Tencent None The Richer?
by Joseph Hargett May 18, 2022 Great Stuff
Tesla Has A Musky Smell Great Ones, can you smell what Elon Musk is cooking? Oooh, that smell? Can’t you smell that smell? The smell that surrounds Tesla (Nasdaq: )? Twitter buyouts and Tesla cars, SEC, you’re in the way. There’s too much dope and too much smoke. Look what’s going on with Tesla. Oooh, […]
AMD Crushed Earnings -- I Know Han and Leah Meme AMD’s Infinite Power, Yum Brand’s Dark Side, It’s A Ride-Sharing Trap!
by Joseph Hargett May 4, 2022 Great Stuff
The AMD Saga Begins A long, long time ago in a galaxy far away … semiconductors were under an attack. And I thought analysts once again would talk tech investors into maybe cutting them a little slack. But their response, it didn’t thrill us. “Demand is dried up!” they tried to tell us. I wasn’t […]

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