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Halloween Fright Night: Eerie Earnings & Bone-Shaking Market Blowouts October 31, 2021 Great Stuff This Is Halloween — Everybody Make A Scene! Boys and girls of every age, wouldn’t you like to see something strange? Come with us and you will see … this, our stocks a-roiling! Happy Halloween, Great Ones — or should I say goblins and ghouls! By now, I sincerely hope that all of your pumpkins […]
J&J’s Talcum Two-Step; Albemarle’s Stock Flies While Apple Slowly Dies October 19, 2021 Great Stuff Johnson & Johnson’s Restaurant You can get anything you want at Johnson & Johnson’s (NYSE: ) restaurant. Walk right in, it’s around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track. You can get anything you want at Johnson & Johnson’s restaurant… Now, it all started 127 years ago — not on Thanksgiving […]
Crushing Crypto Craziness, Apple’s Selfish Service & Cereal Killers October 15, 2021 Great Stuff Friday Feedback: The “Existential Crypto Crisis” Edition Great Ones, what’s the meaning of life? Why do we invest? What’s the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Why is a raven like a writing desk? What’s the meaning of “is?” So many life-altering questions … none of which I’m actually going to answer today. What? If […]
China’s Crypto Crusade, Tesla Tut-Tuts NHTSA & Instagram Thinks Of The Children? September 27, 2021 Great Stuff We’re Serious This Time! China, do you think they’ll drop Bitcoin (BTC)? China, do you think they’ll like this song? China, will you try to break my crypto? Oooh, ah. China, should you build the wall? So, China banned cryptocurrencies … again. But, this time, it’s cereal. Totally cereal. Chinese President Xi Jinping started his […]
Alibaba & The Chinese Freeze September 18, 2021 Great Stuff What’s The Deal With Alibaba Stock? Today, Great Ones, we’re taking a deeper dive into Alibaba (NYSE: ). Because mutiny on the bounty’s what China’s all about, Xi’s gonna board your ship and turn it on out. You don’t want to be a soft sucker with a parrot on your shoulder, right? Well, I’m bad, […]