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Stop investing drug companies Biogen Aduhelm meme Aduhelm’s Deep, Lord Of The Rental Cars, Paramount’s Doom
by Joseph Hargett May 3, 2022 Great Stuff
A “Reasonably Likely” Excuse… Great Ones, as some of you may remember, I have a bit of a personal beef with drugmaker Biogen (Nasdaq: ). I know. I know. You’re not supposed to get emotional when trading or investing. It’s the No. 1 rule, after all… Well, it’s No. 2 behind “Don’t Panic!” but the […]
Intel Ford Amazon Earnings Gun Pew Meme It’s The Time Of The Earnings Season For Losing
by Joseph Hargett May 1, 2022 Great Stuff
Oh No! The Consequences Of My Own Actions… Ah, Sunday, Sunday — so great to me! Time to sit down and chow down on the Sunday simmer-down. How does it feel, Great Ones? To be on my own? With no direction home? Umm … no. How does it feel to be through the biggest, greatest, […]
Microsoft Tribute Tenacious D Meme Microsoft’s Tribute, Visa’s License To Spend & Bitcoin Nest Eggs
by Joseph Hargett April 27, 2022 Great Stuff
Tenacious M This is the greatest and best stock in the world … Microsoft (Nasdaq: ) tribute. A long time ago, me and my fellow Great Ones here were hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road, when all of a sudden, there shined a shiny investor in the middle of Wall Street. And he said: […]
Apple Only Hope FAANG Earnings Meme Apple’s FAANG Force Awakens, Blizzard’s Snowed In & Musk Moves On Twitter
by Joseph Hargett April 25, 2022 Great Stuff
FAANG De-Fanged? Look, mummy, there’s an earnings plane up in the sky… Great Ones, did you see the frightened ones? D-D-D-Did you see the earnings bombs? Did you ever wonder why we had to run for safe investments when the promise of a brave, new market unfurled beneath a clear, blue sky? Umm … Mr. […]
Zuck Bucks You Played Yourself Meme It (Still) Sucks To Zuck; Ford’s Af-Ford-ability; Buffett’s Printer Buffet?
by Joseph Hargett April 7, 2022 Great Stuff
A Token Crypto Investment How much does a digital dollar really cost? The question is detrimental, paralyzin’ my thoughts — parasites in my social media keep me with a gut feeling, y’all… Oh, oh, I know this one … nah, I’ve got nothing. I don’t think Kendrick Lamar was talking about digital dollars as much […]

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