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Are you not entertained Mickey Mouse Disney meme New Streaming King: Disney Devours Netflix in Subscriber Growth
by Joseph Hargett August 11, 2022 Great Stuff
I’m Going To Disney Land… Great Ones, I just ran away from Netflix (Nasdaq: ). Now I’m going to Disneyland. I just joined a new streaming service … I’m going to Disneyland. I just watched the multiverse … I’m going to Disneyland. I just flipped off Reed Hastings … I’m going to Disneyland. I just […]
Ford recalls engine fires Mach EV meme Ford Fights Faulty Fires, Kohl’s As Ice, GOOS On The Loose
by Joseph Hargett May 19, 2022 Great Stuff
Light My EVs In A Daze Never leave … your EVs buuuurnin’. Ford stock is broad — but it’s a-hurtin’. All I want … is for you to make electric cars that don’t spontaneously combust. Is that so hard? Wait, when did the Stones talk about electric cars? Hmm, must’ve been a B-side… If you […]
E-Commerce Junk and Seller Fees Star Wars Meme E-Commerce Catastrophes: Etsy’s Craft Crunch, Shopify Stupefies & Wayfair’s Woes
by Joseph Hargett May 5, 2022 Great Stuff
A Tale Of Two E-Tailers It was the worst of times, and … yeah, it was just the worst of times. Such is life for the modern retailer, and as we found out today, e-tailers too. Very original, Great Stuff. Aren’t you just the Dickens… Now what’s an e-tailer? What, you’ve never visited the electronic […]
Peloton raises prices subsidize failing company meme Peloton’s Problematic Promise, Banks Be Busted & DiDi’s Do Or Die
by Joseph Hargett April 18, 2022 Great Stuff
Punched, Right In The Peloton Great Ones, the saga of Peloton’s (Nasdaq: ) fall from grace continued on Friday. And if you’re wondering why we skipped over it … well, Friday Feedback is important, you know? Given that most of y’all probably aren’t holding PTON stock, Friday’s news probably doesn’t affect you. You aren’t holding […]
I Should Buy Bitcoin Newspaper Cat World on Fire Meme Bitcoin’s Busted Stress Test, Praise The Papa, Planet Gen Z
by Joseph Hargett February 24, 2022 Great Stuff
Crypto-calypse? Apoca-crypto? Screw it; we’ll keep workshopping that one. Great Ones … how you doin’ out there today? Normally, I’d be putting some pithy statement here. Some rallying cry in the face of volatility, your standard lyrical shenanigans to boot. Maybe a couple-a three Sopranos jokes just to wet the whistle. But today, Great Ones, […]

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