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Hakuna Asana means no worries meme Unassailable Asana, GameStop’s Crypto Gift Cards & E-Jeepers Creepers
by Joseph Hargett September 8, 2022 Great Stuff
Hakuna Asana Great Ones, when I was a young warthog… When he was a young wart … wait, wut? Hey, now. I’m a sensitive soul, though I seem thick-skinned. Remind us to never stand downwind… Oh, the shame! Anywho… Hakuna Asana (NYSE: ). What a wonderful phrase. Hakuna Asana … ain’t no passing craze. It’s […]
Nio Earnings and revenue vs EV deliveries meme Nio’s Teeming, Streaming Deliveries; Coupa Troopers & Google Rumors
by Joseph Hargett September 7, 2022 Great Stuff
Nio Noodling Deliveries Great Ones, electric vehicle (EV) maker Nio (NYSE: ) reported earnings today … and it gave me an idea. Riddle me this: Why are EV manufacturers like streaming companies? Why are what? You might as well ask: Why is a raven like a writing desk? You know, Lewis Carroll meant that as […]
OPEC buy more oil no don't think I will meme OPEC’s Death By Papercuts, FedEx One-Ups UPS & Apple Being Apple
by Joseph Hargett September 6, 2022 Great Stuff
OPEC’s Roughnecks Great Ones, OPEC was born to be a roughneck. But as we’re all finding out this year, pullin’ case and layin’ pipe is hard labor. And oil prices, while volatile, will never amount to nothin’. Har har, Mr. Great Stuff. Pulling out Johnny Cash to rag on oil? You’re getting desperate. I mean, […]
Fluffy puppy index flashing red Chewy earnings meme Earnings Too Chewy, ChargePoint On Point & Netflix Raids Snap
by Joseph Hargett August 31, 2022 Great Stuff
Ain’t No Fluffy When He’s Gone… Great Ones, I hate to tell you this … but the U.S. economy has gone to the dogs. No, scratch that. It’s gone beyond the dogs, if Chewy’s (NYSE: ) trip to the earnings confessional means anything. Beyond the dogs? You’re talking nonsense. What does that even mean? I’ll […]
Edmond J. Safra was called the “greatest banker of his generation.” You won’t believe how this story unfolds… A Banker’s Journey: Building a Global Financial Empire
by Charles Mizrahi August 30, 2022 Education, Investing, Real Talk
He was called the “greatest banker of his generation.” You won’t believe how this story unfolds…

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