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Start shutting down money printer Powell rate hike meme The Fed’s Moving Castle, Uber’s Delivery Service, JetBlue’s Spirited Away
by Joseph Hargett April 6, 2022 Great Stuff
Listen To The Fed Great Ones, I know there’s something in the Federal Reserve’s smile. I get a notion from the look in its eyes, yeah. We’ve built an economy, but that economy falls apart. Your growth stock gains … turn to dark. Listen to the Fed — when it’s calling for you. Listen to […]
Elon Musk Karen Options Market Meme Simmer-Down Sunday: On Stock Splits And Social Media Fits
by Joseph Hargett April 3, 2022 Great Stuff
Do Elons Dream Of Social Meeds? Well … do they? Sure, ol’ Musky the maybe-media-manipulator might tease and tempt the media mavens and the “muh free speechers” with images of a new, green, unmoderated social media pasture. But do you actually think the Tesla (Nasdaq: ) CEO’s hints at creating a new social media platform […]
Autonomous for the people self-driving semi-trucks meme Shiny Happy Robot Truckers, The Lululemon Song, Wayfair’s Way Out
by Joseph Hargett March 30, 2022 Great Stuff
FedEx Finally Feeling Frisky Smack, crack, bushwhacked … lidar sensors in the overhead rack, baby. Hey, Great Ones, rock and roll. FedEx (NYSE: ) knows where it wants to go, baby. What if semi-trucks did all the work? What if they drove around the clock? Tick-tock, Mr. Great Stuff. Another lyrical diversion? Just musing over […]
Market's Like A Bag Of Chex Mix Forrest Gump Meme Not-So-Pretty Poison, Earnings In The Sac, Dave & Busted Housing
by Joseph Hargett March 29, 2022 Great Stuff
Every Market Has Its Thorns… Great Ones, they say that Chex Mix is a bag of interesting. But I wonder what the marketing wizards at General Mills would call a “potentially poisonous mix?” Clearly, “potentially poisonous mix” doesn’t roll off the tongue like Chex Mix … but I guarantee you boxes of “Potentially Poisonous Mix” […]
Elon Musk cowardly lion guard his profits meme Tesla’s Split-Second Decision, Beyond’s Plant-Based Problem & Please Yield
by Joseph Hargett March 28, 2022 Great Stuff
It’s Splitsville For Tesla Great Ones, what makes the Musk Man guard his musk? Profits! What makes Tesla (Nasdaq: ) a wonder of Wall Street? Profits! What makes TSLA stock come up like thunder? Profits! What has Musk got that other electric vehicle (EV) makers ain’t got? Profits? Yeah, pretty much. Tesla CEO Elon Musk […]

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