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Astro’s Stairway to Heaven, Cal-Maine Cracks Up & Woah There Warby September 29, 2021 Great Stuff Amazon Astro: Ruh, Roh George! What falls down stairs (alone or in pairs), rolls over your family’s dog? What sees you as a snack? Better watch your back! It’s Amazon’s Astro! It’s Astro. It’s Astro. It’s recording your neighborhood. It’s Astro. It’s Astro. It’s better than bad, it’s good? (Anyone else watch Ren & Stimpy?) […]
Fed’s Fundamental Fire Sale, Ford’s New Focus & Aurora’s Bore-alis September 28, 2021 Great Stuff No Easy Way Out The bull market’s not indestructible. Baby, better see that clear. I think it’s unbelievable, how you give into the hands of fear. Some things are worth investing in. Some profits never die. I’m not asking for another bull market. I just wanna know why! There’s no easy way out! There’s no […]
China’s Crypto Crusade, Tesla Tut-Tuts NHTSA & Instagram Thinks Of The Children? September 27, 2021 Great Stuff We’re Serious This Time! China, do you think they’ll drop Bitcoin (BTC)? China, do you think they’ll like this song? China, will you try to break my crypto? Oooh, ah. China, should you build the wall? So, China banned cryptocurrencies … again. But, this time, it’s cereal. Totally cereal. Chinese President Xi Jinping started his […]
DIS This! Or, FedExcommunicated From Disney September 23, 2021 Great Stuff My Wallet’s Gone! My Wallet’s Gone! Nobody carries wallets anymore. I mean, they went out with powdered wigs. See, here’s what you need: A couple of cryptos and your bankroll, right? Just don’t get locked out of your Robinhood account now… Robinhood (Nasdaq: ) just announced that it’ll start testing crypto wallets with select customers […]
Evergrande’s Debt Debacle; DoorDash On Tap; The Mattress Firm Manifesto September 20, 2021 Great Stuff China’s Monkey Wrench Hello, bankruptcy’s waited here for you … Evergrande. Today, the market’s torn itself in two. Deep in the red. Deep in the red, we trade. And Wall Street wonders if everything will ever be this real forever. If anything could ever be as good as the past 10 years again… The only […]





