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Star Wars Enphase Power Converters Meme Solar’s Not An Enphase; Canopy’s Not Cashed Nor Is Chipotle Real Mexican Food February 9, 2022 by Joseph Hargett Great Stuff Enphase’d & Not Confused When I’m investing, I strut my stuff, my portfolio’s so strung out. Enphase (Nasdaq: ) is high as a kite; I just might stop to check them out… Let me go oooon! If you were looking for a blister in the sun, Great Ones, no amount of sunscreen is gonna shield […]
Nvidia didn't acquire ARM what did it cost meme Nvidia Strong ARM’ed, Take-Two’s Tango & Peloton’s Pain February 8, 2022 by Joseph Hargett Great Stuff Nvidia: Dis-ARM’ed & Dangerous Well, Great Ones, I think we all saw the writing on the wall on this one. Nvidia (Nasdaq: ) has officially abandoned its $40 billion cash-and-stock ARM Holding takeover attempt. In a joint statement, Nvidia and ARM parent company SoftBank said: The parties agreed to terminate the agreement because of significant […]
Joe Rogan Spotify Consequences of Actions Meme Spotify’s Rogan Rabble Rousing, Bumbling Into Fruitz & Peloton’s Parley February 7, 2022 by Joseph Hargett Great Stuff Spotify: For What It’s Worth… Great Ones, how much do you believe in the “free market?” I know. I know. Quite a few of you out there are thinking: Free market? Ha. It’s all rigged, my man! But that’s not quite what I’m getting at today, and if you’ve read the headline … you already […]
Meta plummets disappointed but not surprised meme Meta’s Massive Miss; Spotify’s Rogan-omics; T-Mobile Rollin’ February 3, 2022 by Joseph Hargett Great Stuff Sucks To Zuck Did y’all just feel that? A great disturbance in the social media Force — as if millions of Facebook investors cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I feel that something terrible has happened, Great Ones. To find out, we have to get meta … again. Dude, if you bring up […]
AMD I See Dead Pentiums Meme AMD Inside, Google’s Reverse Splits, Sony’s Hits & PayPal’s Fits February 2, 2022 by Joseph Hargett Great Stuff Almighty Micro Devices Great Ones, I absolutely love saying “I told you so.” It’s, like, my second favorite thing in the world. The first is, obviously, making you money. So, when Advanced Micro Devices (Nasdaq: ) reported blowout fourth-quarter earnings and rallied more than 11% … I was ecstatic. I literally got a twofer. Before […]

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