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AMD Inside, Google’s Reverse Splits, Sony’s Hits & PayPal’s Fits

AMD Inside, Google’s Reverse Splits, Sony’s Hits & PayPal’s Fits

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Almighty Micro Devices

Great Ones, I absolutely love saying “I told you so.” It’s, like, my second favorite thing in the world. The first is, obviously, making you money.

So, when Advanced Micro Devices (Nasdaq: AMD) reported blowout fourth-quarter earnings and rallied more than 11% … I was ecstatic. I literally got a twofer.

Before I get all into gloating — too late! — let’s look at AMD’s report:

•  Earnings per share: $0.92 reported versus $0.76 expected.

•  Revenue: $4.83 billion reported versus $4.53 billion expected.

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Revenue rose a whopping 49% from year-ago levels, while earnings were up 26%. What’s more, 2021 sales jumped 68%, while gross margin rose to 48%.

And all of this during a pandemic, supply chain issues, a semiconductor shortage and the Great Resignation.

You know what that tells me, Great Ones?

It tells me that AMD’s business is dominating.

The company is still siphoning customers from rival Intel (Nasdaq: INTC) and even giving Nvidia (Nasdaq: NVDA) a run for its money … but, mostly, Intel. After all, AMD’s Enterprise business — the one that makes server chips — saw revenue skyrocket by 75%!

Poor Intel. Let’s play “My heart bleeds purple Kool-Aid” on the violin for it.

Anywho, AMD’s business is doing so well that the company said it expects 2022 revenue to soar 31% to $21.5 billion, putting analysts’ estimates for $19.26 billion to shame.

Oh, and all those tales that analysts were telling you about the semiconductor cycle coming to an end? Hogwash. AMD expects $5 billion in revenue during the first quarter due to a continuing PC and server upgrade cycle.

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Honestly, I don’t know how analysts expect the semiconductor cycle to be over.

During the mad rush to upgrade to accommodate employees working from home, many businesses didn’t get the upgrades they were looking for … because, ya know, that whole semiconductor shortage thing.

That upgrade cycle is still in full effect, and AMD is cashing in big-time.

So, to all you out there who said I was crazy for recommending AMD again this January and complained that “AMD stock is down!” right after I recommended it … I told you so!

Now, before y’all get all twisted over the fact that AMD is down 15% since my last buy recommendation … I know. I’m well aware that AMD is down about 15% since January 4. (But if you got in when I originally recommended AMD in June 2019, you’re up more than 300%!)

As you all know, the current market decline has absolutely nothing to do with AMD’s business.

It’s all fear, inflation and panic-selling. For some overinflated stocks, 2022 is gonna be a nightmare. For underappreciated stocks like AMD, however, 2022 is gonna be a boom year. I believe we’ll make back that 15% and then some by the time the curtain closes on 2022.

And if not, be sure to give me an earful about it: GreatStuffToday@BanyanHill.com.

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Quick and Dirty

20-For-1 Tuesdays

Alphabet (Nasdaq: GOOGL) released a fourth-quarter earnings report last night that most companies only dream of. Revenue climbed 32% to $75.33 billion on the back of blowout ad sales, while earnings came in a full $3.35 per share higher than analysts had hoped for.

And yet Alphabet’s earnings beat isn’t even what Wall Street’s buzzing about today.

Instead, all anyone and their mother can talk about is Alphabet’s 20-for-1 stock split, which will take effect after the close of business on July 15 (should shareholders give the split their seal of approval, that is).

Typically, companies split stock when their share prices become untenable to most investors … like Alphabet’s astronomical $2,966 price tag. The split doesn’t particularly affect current investors — it just gives them infinitely smaller pieces of the same butchered pie.

The long and short of this story is that if you’re already an Alphabet investor, you’ll still own the same dollar value of GOOGL stock after July 15. But if Alphabet’s been beyond your budgeting means up until now … well, buddy, that stock price just got infinitely more palatable.

With Great Power, Comes Great Revenue — Erm, Responsibility

Sony Investors 3 Spider-Men Dancing Meme

Name a bigger box-office hit in 2021 than Spider-Man: No Way Home … I’ll wait. Seriously, if you have other movie recs that can top No Way Home, I wanna see ‘em — stat.

Marvel’s favorite web-slinging super teen scaled new heights after grossing $1.7 billion worldwide following its latest release — a figure so large, it pushed parent company Sony’s (NYSE: SONY) operating profit up 32% in its latest quarter.

For the record, Venom: Let There Be Carnage helped hype Sony’s performance, too … but even mentioning Venom feels like giving the goopy antihero a participation trophy at this point.

That said, while Sony’s movie division defied the laws of gravity, its gaming division snapped back to reality after continued chip shortages ate into PlayStation 5 profitability. Chip delays also caused Sony to cut its PS5 sales forecast from 14.8 million to 11.5 million units.

In other words, I’m still not getting a PS5 this year. And no, I’m not happy about that.

PayPal’s Plummet-thon

And then there was PayPal (Nasdaq: PYPL) … the antithesis of Alphabet’s astounding earnings.

Unlike its big tech brother, PayPal missed its “measured” guidance by a penny — oh, the horror! — and gave first-quarter non-GAAP earnings projections of $0.87 per share … well below Wall Street’s anticipated $1.16 per share.

According to PayPal, all the usual suspects were to blame for its poor performance, including “high inflation, the end of stimulus checks (wut?) and the impact of ongoing supply chain issues on cross-border volumes.” Oh, and eBay (Nasdaq: EBAY). We mustn’t forget eBay.

See, PayPal was once eBay’s trusty payment steed. But in the land of fintech competitors, eBay said sayonara to its old Pal in favor of “other payment methods,” … which, in turn, is taking a bite out of PayPal’s paycheck.

To make matters worse, PayPal is almost exclusively an online payment app in a world where tap-to-pay smartphone tech rules the roost. So, unless it dives deeper into these new-fangled fintech prospects, PayPal’s long-standing payment throne may soon be up for grabs.

PayPal investors are certainly feeling this innovation pain, with PYPL stock down 26% on the day. Ouch.

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Battlefield Scars

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“These Battlefield 2042 scars, don’t look like they’re fading. Don’t look like they’re ever going away … they ain’t never gonna change.” — Electronic Arts (Nasdaq: EA) investors, probably.

For the most part, video game giant EA’s earnings weren’t that bad. I mean, sure, non-GAAP earnings came in $0.03 shy of Wall Street’s expectations.

And, yeah, net bookings — a form of adjusted revenue videogame analysts love to look over — also missed their $2.67 billion mark, coming in at $2.58 billion.

But the real fly in EA’s earnings ointment? Surprise! It’s still Battlefield 2042 — the highly anticipated first-person shooter game that shot itself in the foot after an abominable launch last November.

Bugs, glitches, cheesy dialogue, lackluster features and weapons, a map you can barely read … this game had it all. As a result, EA CEO Andrew Wilson notes: “The launch of Battlefield 2042 did not meet expectations.”

EA has (allegedly) committed to “bring the game up to the highest standards that we all hold for the franchise.” Problem is, EA doesn’t hold that high of standards to begin with. Lucky for Wilson, EA investors clearly aren’t EA gamers … or the stock would’ve been in the red today instead of climbing nearly 2%.

Poll of the week

Ahoy, there! Welcome aboard Great Stuff’s virtual submarine as we dive deeper and deeper … and a lil’ bit deeper still into the murky waters of the metaverse.

Since yesterday’s talk of the digital land rush was such a glowing hit with you all — by all means, keep ranting away in the inbox — we want your opinion on an all-new meta venture. Something a bit closer to the heart … or at least the haptic feedback suit.

My what now?

You heard me. Great Ones: Metaverse dating is about to be a thing.

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Oh no…

Oh yes! You can thank Match Group (Nasdaq: MTCH) for that. No longer content with just setting you up with bot accounts on Tinder … Match is exploring options for metaverse dating.

With last year’s acquisition of Hyperconnect, an augmented/virtual reality company in South Korea, the company now has the platforms and the tech to meet and mingle all across the meta world.

Maybe that private virtual island you bought for the digital clout will finally come in handy. Or better yet, online dating … in spaaaace!

So far, mum’s the word on this bizarre hybrid between OkCupid and Habbo Hotel, which leaves us all to imagine the endless possibilities of virtual reality hookups … whether you’re ready or not.

That brings us to today’s big debate: Would you go on a meta date?

And before the weird emails start flooding in, no, this is not a personal proposition … just a hypothetical question on how digital you want your dating life. Click below and let me know:

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Looking for last week’s poll results? Look no further!

We wanted to know what you thought about General Motors’ (NYSE: GM) goal to overthrow Tesla (Nasdaq: TSLA) in the EV market — by 2025, no less.

GM is sure optimistic about its chances against the Big Red T. But your fellow Great Ones? Much less so … as in, it’s literally just 2.4% of you out there repping GM.

The big, bold majority of you (38.8%) said “heck no” to GM’s lofty goals — not for all the EVs in Detroit! Another 34.1% of you think Ford (NYSE: F) might steal the EV crown, while 24.7% of Great Ones think that Tesla will be its own downfall.

I guess we’ll just meet back right here in 2025 to see who was right…

Of course, if you have thoughts you want to share about GM’s EV plight, AMD’s earnings delight or your metaverse dating gripes … share them now!

GreatStuffToday@BanyanHill.com is where you can reach us best. And here’s where else you can keep up with the Greatness all across the interwebs:

Until next time, stay Great!

Regards,
Joseph Hargett. Editor of Great Stuff

Joseph Hargett
Editor, Great Stuff

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