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Elon Musk Karen Options Market Meme Simmer-Down Sunday: On Stock Splits And Social Media Fits April 3, 2022 by Joseph Hargett Great Stuff Do Elons Dream Of Social Meeds? Well … do they? Sure, ol’ Musky the maybe-media-manipulator might tease and tempt the media mavens and the “muh free speechers” with images of a new, green, unmoderated social media pasture. But do you actually think the Tesla (Nasdaq: ) CEO’s hints at creating a new social media platform […]
Autonomous for the people self-driving semi-trucks meme Shiny Happy Robot Truckers, The Lululemon Song, Wayfair’s Way Out March 30, 2022 by Joseph Hargett Great Stuff FedEx Finally Feeling Frisky Smack, crack, bushwhacked … lidar sensors in the overhead rack, baby. Hey, Great Ones, rock and roll. FedEx (NYSE: ) knows where it wants to go, baby. What if semi-trucks did all the work? What if they drove around the clock? Tick-tock, Mr. Great Stuff. Another lyrical diversion? Just musing over […]
Market's Like A Bag Of Chex Mix Forrest Gump Meme Not-So-Pretty Poison, Earnings In The Sac, Dave & Busted Housing March 29, 2022 by Joseph Hargett Great Stuff Every Market Has Its Thorns… Great Ones, they say that Chex Mix is a bag of interesting. But I wonder what the marketing wizards at General Mills would call a “potentially poisonous mix?” Clearly, “potentially poisonous mix” doesn’t roll off the tongue like Chex Mix … but I guarantee you boxes of “Potentially Poisonous Mix” […]
Elon Musk cowardly lion guard his profits meme Tesla’s Split-Second Decision, Beyond’s Plant-Based Problem & Please Yield March 28, 2022 by Joseph Hargett Great Stuff It’s Splitsville For Tesla Great Ones, what makes the Musk Man guard his musk? Profits! What makes Tesla (Nasdaq: ) a wonder of Wall Street? Profits! What makes TSLA stock come up like thunder? Profits! What has Musk got that other electric vehicle (EV) makers ain’t got? Profits? Yeah, pretty much. Tesla CEO Elon Musk […]
Home Prices Vs. Reality Series Of Unfortunate Events Meme This Housing Market’s Something You’re Never Gonna Forget March 27, 2022 by Joseph Hargett Great Stuff You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet G-g-g-great Ones, you just ain’t seen nothing yet. Is … is that a good or bad thing? Ummm. Depends whom you ask? (Typical.) Remember earlier this week when we talked about how hard it is to get analysts on the same page these days? Back when we were watching Hyzon […]

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