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Smucker Investors Dale Cooper That Hits The Spot Meme Caffeine Dreams: Smucker, Sandwiches & Space Sleuthing
by Joseph Hargett November 24, 2021 Great Stuff
Where Do Pies Go When They Die? Great Ones. 10:30 a.m. November 24. I’m entering the town of Great Stuff … five miles south of Wall Street, 12 miles west of the state line. And I’ve never seen so many earnings reports in my life… All I did was to come to earnings season, and […]
New Apple Car wheels chamois sold separately meme Apple’s Car Conundrum, Ford Friend-Zones Rivian, Monster Sees Stars
by Joseph Hargett November 22, 2021 Great Stuff
The Apple Car: How Soon Is “When?” Today, Great Ones, we’re gonna talk about Apple (Nasdaq: ). The Fed … right. Wait, Apple? You had the Fed and October home sales, and you went with Apple? Guys, the other two stories should’ve been expected. Come on, like President Biden was gonna change the head of […]
Ryan Gosling Drive Gmail Email Issues Simmer-Down Sunday: The “Good Golly, Google!” Edition
by Joseph Hargett November 21, 2021 Great Stuff
Can You Prove To Be … A Real Human Being? And a real hero? Great Ones, all you real human beans out there … we are humbly requesting your help. And if you choose to answer the call of duty, you are truly a real hero. Wait … is this the song from Drive? Like, […]
Spend $10 Kohl's cash get it back it's a trap Akbar meme big Kohl’s Cashed, Macy’s On Parade & Nvidia Chips In
by Joseph Hargett November 18, 2021 Great Stuff
Kohl’s Cash Me Outside From Target targeting inflation-shy shoppers to the DIY duopoly dueling for contractors’ cash, retail hasn’t had such a rip-roaring romp of a week since … well, you tell me. But little did we know all those reports were mere prep work for today’s strip mall slam. The top card on this […]
Canoo investors up Rivian down meme big Canoo Paddles Harder, Rivian Riptides & Lowe’s Floats Upstream
by Joseph Hargett November 17, 2021 Great Stuff
The Ol’ Canoo Switcheroo Great Ones, you ever wonder what cars would look like if kids designed them? No, I’m not talking about Tesla’s (Nasdaq: ) Cybertruck. That was designed by a man-child… I’m talking about Canoo (Nasdaq: ) and its “Lifestyle Vehicle.” Aside from its absolutely horrible name, Canoo’s flagship vehicle is actually pretty […]

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