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Intel Ford Amazon Earnings Gun Pew Meme It’s The Time Of The Earnings Season For Losing
by Joseph Hargett May 1, 2022 Great Stuff
Oh No! The Consequences Of My Own Actions… Ah, Sunday, Sunday — so great to me! Time to sit down and chow down on the Sunday simmer-down. How does it feel, Great Ones? To be on my own? With no direction home? Umm … no. How does it feel to be through the biggest, greatest, […]
Elon Musk buys Twitter Musk Buys Twitter? Expect Fireworks During those 65 weekend hours, Elon Musk’s people and Twitter’s people will have “material conversations” about the former’s deal to buy the company. (During market hours they’d have to share everything publicly, given their potential impact on the company’s share price.) But we’re interested in the bigger picture. The longer term. The endgame. On the stock price front, the impact on Twitter’s share price is already baked in. Unless something derails the deal … entirely possible, as you’ll see … TWTR will cease to trade at $54.20 a share, about 4% upside from Monday’s closing price. But as Jay Gould discovered, the path to media’s commanding heights is never smooth.
Elon Musk Twitter buyout midlife crisis meme Tesla’s Tweet Nothings, UPS Up Ended, Toilet Paper & Puppy Indicators
by Joseph Hargett April 26, 2022 Great Stuff
Tesla Gets Twitterpated Great Ones, I regret that I ever heard of Twitter (NYSE: ), Elon Musk or Tesla (Nasdaq: ). This trio of trading titillation is literally everywhere, all the time. Honestly, it reminds me of an old Lamb Chop song: ♫ This is the song that never ends. Yes, it goes on and […]
Apple Only Hope FAANG Earnings Meme Apple’s FAANG Force Awakens, Blizzard’s Snowed In & Musk Moves On Twitter
by Joseph Hargett April 25, 2022 Great Stuff
FAANG De-Fanged? Look, mummy, there’s an earnings plane up in the sky… Great Ones, did you see the frightened ones? D-D-D-Did you see the earnings bombs? Did you ever wonder why we had to run for safe investments when the promise of a brave, new market unfurled beneath a clear, blue sky? Umm … Mr. […]
Elon Happy/Sad Twitter $46.5 Billion Funding Meme Tesla Records Scratched, Musk Bluffs & HBO Maxin’ Relaxin’ All Cool
by Joseph Hargett April 21, 2022 Great Stuff
What A Twisted Web We Tweet I’ve been dazed and confused by Tesla’s (Nasdaq: ) earnings for so long, it’s not true. Wanted an EV maker, never bargained for you… Umm, what was so confusing about Tesla’s report? Well … nothing. That’s the most surprising part, if you’ve tuned into literally any other quarterly report […]

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