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Ford Fights Faulty Fires, Kohl’s As Ice, GOOS On The Loose May 19, 2022 Great Stuff Light My EVs In A Daze Never leave … your EVs buuuurnin’. Ford stock is broad — but it’s a-hurtin’. All I want … is for you to make electric cars that don’t spontaneously combust. Is that so hard? Wait, when did the Stones talk about electric cars? Hmm, must’ve been a B-side… If you […]
Tesla’s Time Bomb, Get Lowe’s & Tencent None The Richer? May 18, 2022 Great Stuff Tesla Has A Musky Smell Great Ones, can you smell what Elon Musk is cooking? Oooh, that smell? Can’t you smell that smell? The smell that surrounds Tesla (Nasdaq: )? Twitter buyouts and Tesla cars, SEC, you’re in the way. There’s too much dope and too much smoke. Look what’s going on with Tesla. Oooh, […]
Dividend Powers Activate, Home Depot’s Re-Tool Time & Inflating Walmart May 17, 2022 Great Stuff The Beauty In The Beast Great Ones, I’m afraid I’ve been thinking… A dangerous pastime. I know. But that whacky old coot is called Wall Street. And its sanity is only “so-so.” Now the wheels in my head have been turning since I looked at these loony bull “stans.” See, I’ve promised myself I’d be […]
Carvana’s Losses In Bloom; Smells Like Spirit Airlines May 16, 2022 Great Stuff Smells Like Carvana Load up on cars, bring your friends. It’s fun to lose and to pretend. Carvana’s (NYSE: ) over-bored, self-assured … oh no, I know a dirty word. Hello, hello, hello, how low? How low will Carvana go? Nobody knows. With the job cuts, it’s less dangerous. Investors are here now, entertain us! […]
Simmer-Down Sunday: Hodl On For One More Day May 15, 2022 Great Stuff Hodl On I know there’s pain (I know there’s pain). Why do you lock yourself up in these crypto chains? (These crypto chains.) No one can save your portfolio except for you. Don’t ever let Wall Street walk all over you. Just open your crypto wallet and your mind (Mmm). Is it really fair to […]





