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Not sure if everything's expensive or I'm poor meme Inflation’s Going Up Swinging; Frappuccino NFTs & Costly Oatly
by Joseph Hargett September 13, 2022 Great Stuff
Great Ones, We’re Going Down Swinging… Is inflation more than you bargained for yet? I’ve been trying to tell you … everything, but you don’t want to hear, ‘cause that’s just who I am this year. Lie in the grass next to the CPI report. It’s just a notch in the market, and you’re just […]
Mobileye’s Mobilizing Nio; Carvana’s On A Plain & Bitcoin Ain’t No MicroStrategy
by Joseph Hargett September 12, 2022 Great Stuff
Nio’s Self-Driving Intel Great Ones, it’s time to get your motor running and head out on the highway. We’re looking for adventure, and Nio’s (NYSE: ) got us covered … whatever comes our way. Yeah, Intel’s (Nasdaq: ) Mobileye is gonna make it happen. Take the EV world in a love embrace… OK, that’s enough […]
Hakuna Asana means no worries meme Unassailable Asana, GameStop’s Crypto Gift Cards & E-Jeepers Creepers
by Joseph Hargett September 8, 2022 Great Stuff
Hakuna Asana Great Ones, when I was a young warthog… When he was a young wart … wait, wut? Hey, now. I’m a sensitive soul, though I seem thick-skinned. Remind us to never stand downwind… Oh, the shame! Anywho… Hakuna Asana (NYSE: ). What a wonderful phrase. Hakuna Asana … ain’t no passing craze. It’s […]
Nio Earnings and revenue vs EV deliveries meme Nio’s Teeming, Streaming Deliveries; Coupa Troopers & Google Rumors
by Joseph Hargett September 7, 2022 Great Stuff
Nio Noodling Deliveries Great Ones, electric vehicle (EV) maker Nio (NYSE: ) reported earnings today … and it gave me an idea. Riddle me this: Why are EV manufacturers like streaming companies? Why are what? You might as well ask: Why is a raven like a writing desk? You know, Lewis Carroll meant that as […]
OPEC buy more oil no don't think I will meme OPEC’s Death By Papercuts, FedEx One-Ups UPS & Apple Being Apple
by Joseph Hargett September 6, 2022 Great Stuff
OPEC’s Roughnecks Great Ones, OPEC was born to be a roughneck. But as we’re all finding out this year, pullin’ case and layin’ pipe is hard labor. And oil prices, while volatile, will never amount to nothin’. Har har, Mr. Great Stuff. Pulling out Johnny Cash to rag on oil? You’re getting desperate. I mean, […]

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