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AMD: In Su We Trust

Hey, Great Ones!

You ever see a company miss on earnings, miss on revenue, cut margins and miss on guidance and still get a rally in the stock market?

Impossible. There’s no way that happens.

Impossible? Nothing’s impossible … merely improbable. And in this case, very highly improbable.

But “highly improbable” is just what Advanced Micro Devices (Nasdaq: AMD) and CEO Lisa Su offered up with last night’s Q3 quarterly report.

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 Let’s look at those dirty numbers:

  • Earnings per share: $0.67 versus $0.68 expected.
  • Revenue: $5.57 billion versus $5.62 billion expected.
  • Gross margin: 52%, down from 54% in August.
  • Full-year guidance: $23.5 billion in revenue versus $23.88 billion expected.

Taken completely out of context, those numbers are just awful. And yet AMD stock jumped more than 6% on the open before moderating those gains throughout the day.

What?! Why? Make it make sense!

Will do, Great Ones. The “make sense” thing, of course.

So part of the reason that AMD is rallying on such a poor quarterly report is because the company already warned that its Q3 report would miss expectations back in August. I mean, AMD stock didn’t fall 41% from its August peak for nothing.

Furthermore, rival Intel (Nasdaq: INTC) issued a horrendous report last month, lowering expectations even further. But there’s a lot more to the “why?” part than just lowered expectations.

You see, even though AMD’s revenue missed expectations, revenue still grew 29% despite major economic headwinds. Additionally, AMD’s earnings miss was largely due to its $49 billion acquisition of Xilinx.

And the pièce de résistance: AMD’s Data Center revenue soared 45% to $1.61 billion … which led to this master class in throwing shade from CEO Lisa Su:

We’ve had very good progress at the North American cloud vendors and we continue to believe that although there may be some near-term, let’s call it optimization, of, let’s call it individual footprints and efficiencies at individual cloud vendors, over the medium term.

As we go into 2023, we expect growth in that market, particularly customers moving more workloads to AMD, just given the strength of our product portfolio and overall general coming forward.

Did you catch that? Let me break it down…

Su basically agreed with Intel that the data center, or cloud, market is in a tough state. There’s very little demand for new cloud servers or hardware, with most cloud companies focusing on minor upgrades here or there as the capital becomes available.

However, Su then goes on to explain that despite this slowdown, AMD is doing just fine: It’s capturing most of the demand that’s trickling in because AMD’s chips and pricing are better.

Better than who?

Intel, but I’m pretty sure you already knew that.

Basically, here’s the exchange I imagined in my head:

Intel: Data Center profits will drop sharply because of slowing cloud demand.

AMD’s Lisa Su: Sucks to be you. Lol.

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Corporate speak can be pretty annoying, but, in cases like this, I find it fascinating how many CEOs are able to say “Screw you!” without actually saying “Screw you!”

In short, AMD remains the best semiconductor investment on the market today. The company is amazingly run, sets expectations clearly and accurately and has massive growth potential … especially in serving customers let down by an overly complacent Intel.

Oh, and there’s no funny business in sales related to crypto-farming — I’m looking at you, Nvidia.

The bottom line is that AMD remains a perennial “buy” in the Great Stuff Picks portfolio. This company is just too good at what it does to not own AMD shares.

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The Good: A Match Made In…

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Great Stuff, obviously.

Go on: Name a better match-up than an earnings loss and a mega stock rally? Hey, if it worked for AMD, it’ll work for … wait, Match Group (Nasdaq: MTCH)?!

The matchmaking app-making master just reported, well, what I just said: a “dirty” report by the numbers that still amped up investors.

Earnings for the Tinder/Hinge parent came in at $0.44 per share, missing the consensus estimate of $0.50 per share. Revenue, on the other hand, rose a whole 1% — hey, big spender! — and reached $810 million. It barely topped estimates for $793 million, but a beat is still a beat.

Normally, we wouldn’t even be mentioning an open-and-shut earnings report, if not for what happened after the earnings dropped: The company also announced that it will initiate cost-cutting maneuvers … “especially in headcount-related expenses and marketing.”

And this is a good thing?

Well, no, but also … yes? I mean, it does free up some cash flow, which is why MTCH investors cheered the move. Either way: MTCH stock shot up 18% on the news, like a Match igniting Tinder.

At a time when everyone’s just handing out excuses for their earnings misses … Match is at least offering up a solution at the same time. It’s just unfortunate that solution means … you know … fewer jobs.

But since you’re a Great One, you probably already knew about the “fewer jobs” thing coming.

Meanwhile, Match’s other cost cuts — lower spending on advertising — shouldn’t be a surprise to any of y’all either. We’ve long heard from Meta, Google and the like reporting ad revenue destruction … and here’s the other side of that coin.

The Bad: Airbnb’s Season’s Beatings

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I don’t know about you, but today’s earnings reactions have been quite positive … too positive, even.

Aaaaaand the positivity’s gone. Thanks, Airbnb (Nasdaq: ABNB).

For all the optimism it packed into its double-beat report, Airbnb couldn’t save itself from the uncertainty concerning travel demand.

Revenue was up 29%, or 36% adjusted for currency (and yes, we’re doing that currency-adjusting thing again). Total revenue of $2.9 billion beat both Wall Street’s estimates and Airbnb’s own expectations. Heck, earnings even came in at a profit of $1.79 per share, topping estimates for $1.47 per share.

Guidance, though … that’s a whole other story.

Airbnb only expects to bring in between $1.8 billion and $1.88 billion in revenue this quarter “consistent with historical seasonality.” Well, Wall Street wasn’t feeling the seasonal mood this time ‘round, sending ABNB stock down 10% after the disappointing outlook.

Ain’t nothin’ gonna break Airbnb’s stride though. The company still put out a note saying: “Regardless of continued macro uncertainties, we believe we’re well-positioned for the road ahead.”

Wall Street pressed X to doubt, and so the stock sell-off went on.

The beatings will continue until … umm … well, you’ve already got the improved morale, but the beatings will continue anyway!

The Ugly: Who’s The Maverick Now?

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Lately I’m getting the feeling that I came in at the end … the best is over. — Paramount investors, probably.

Wanna see what happens when you’re the last streaming service to the party? For Paramount Global (Nasdaq: PARA), it looks a bit like this:

  • Earnings per share: $0.39 versus $0.43 expected.
  • Revenue: $6.92 billion versus $7.01 billion expected.

Paramount’s broadcast TV network revenue is down (again), so that’s right out of the picture. Advertising revenue there is down 3%, so it’s not just online ad budgets that are drying up.

Nickelodeon and MTV aren’t going to save Paramount in the dying TV space … and I hate to say the same is true for its half-hearted streaming efforts. The company reported that Paramount+ added 4.6 million subs during the quarter … but it also lost 1.9 million subs.

Paramount execs are still blaming cord-cutting for most of its setbacks, because of course they would. Fewer people are tuning in to TV, and that includes Paramount’s cable channels … but Paramount+ isn’t gathering as many cord-cutters as it would’ve if it wasn’t too dang late to the game.

Everyone else who already jumped into the streaming market struggled with cord-cutting, dealt with it and had the effects cushioned by the pandemic.

Paramount is so late to the game that it can’t use the pandemic as cover and won’t see the same pandemic-related subscriber boom. Paramount is still playing the game of: “Oooh, maybe if we hold off on adding Top Gun: Maverick to Paramount+ … that’ll preserve our theater revenue!”

C’mon now. That’s a lesson that all the other streaming services have already learned.

Top Gun: Maverick came out in May. May. You can take your time putting Top Gun up on Paramount+ online … but the movie is kinda already … online, if you catch my drift.

Arrr, matey!

So Paramount seems to be handicapping its streaming service to boost TV and theater-viewing revenue … but things aren’t looking too hot on the TV revenue side either, given the company’s report.

Why am I getting AT&T flashbacks…

Because … we’ve seen this all before. The folks at Paramount haven’t, apparently.

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Joseph Hargett. Editor of Great Stuff

Joseph Hargett
Editor, Great Stuff