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Jurassic Park Nobody Cares Omicron Variant Meme On DoorDashers, On Box’ers, On Chipmakers … C’mon, Becto!
by Joseph Hargett December 1, 2021 Great Stuff
A Little Dash’ll Do Ya? It’s been, what … less than a week since COVID-19 Omicron debuted, and I’m already tired of it. And I’m sure you’re tired of hearing about Omicron as well, Great Ones. Wall Street is also tired of it, apparently, as stocks attempted to push sharply higher today. But, as resilient […]
Straight Outta Options GS Sunday Meme Small Simmer-Down Sunday: Straight Outta Options? Never!
by Joseph Hargett November 14, 2021 Great Stuff
How About A Little Options Optimism? You ever feel like you’re running out of options? Backed into a corner? Market volatility givin’ you no quarter? Psshaw … shake off those lingering doubts! Forget the market mess of last week (‘tis a silly place, after all). You’re never out of options, not when you’re a Great […]
facebook metaverse Facebook Is Bringing You Into the Metaverse Last week, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg said his company is pivoting toward the metaverse.
Great Stuff Team vs. WeWork Office space smash printer meme small WeDon’tWork; Bitcoin’s Big Bop; You Can’t Crunch The Croc
by Joseph Hargett October 21, 2021 Great Stuff
Feelin’ Like A Freak On A Lease Feeling like I have no release… Sometimes I cannot take this place. Sometimes I need some office space. For all you non-Korn-fed Great Ones out there who also need some office space … WeWork is back. (Back again.) The would-be WeCompany has reentered the chat, going public via […]
JNJ investsors focusing on earnings asbestos meme small J&J’s Talcum Two-Step; Albemarle’s Stock Flies While Apple Slowly Dies
by Joseph Hargett October 19, 2021 Great Stuff
Johnson & Johnson’s Restaurant You can get anything you want at Johnson & Johnson’s (NYSE: ) restaurant. Walk right in, it’s around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track. You can get anything you want at Johnson & Johnson’s restaurant… Now, it all started 127 years ago — not on Thanksgiving […]

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