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Banking On Defaults, Celsius Frozen, EVgo Your Own Way July 14, 2022 Great Stuff Hey JP, JP … You’re Alright By Me Great Ones, I’m high inflation I am. High inflation I am, I am. I bankrupted the widow next door. She’s been bankrupt seven times before. And no one wants inflation. (Inflation!) They’d rather have a William or a Sam. (Yes, sir!) I’m destroying the economy, I’m inflation. […]
Ford Fights Faulty Fires, Kohl’s As Ice, GOOS On The Loose May 19, 2022 Great Stuff Light My EVs In A Daze Never leave … your EVs buuuurnin’. Ford stock is broad — but it’s a-hurtin’. All I want … is for you to make electric cars that don’t spontaneously combust. Is that so hard? Wait, when did the Stones talk about electric cars? Hmm, must’ve been a B-side… If you […]
Tesla Records Scratched, Musk Bluffs & HBO Maxin’ Relaxin’ All Cool April 21, 2022 Great Stuff What A Twisted Web We Tweet I’ve been dazed and confused by Tesla’s (Nasdaq: ) earnings for so long, it’s not true. Wanted an EV maker, never bargained for you… Umm, what was so confusing about Tesla’s report? Well … nothing. That’s the most surprising part, if you’ve tuned into literally any other quarterly report […]
Peloton’s Problematic Promise, Banks Be Busted & DiDi’s Do Or Die April 18, 2022 Great Stuff Punched, Right In The Peloton Great Ones, the saga of Peloton’s (Nasdaq: ) fall from grace continued on Friday. And if you’re wondering why we skipped over it … well, Friday Feedback is important, you know? Given that most of y’all probably aren’t holding PTON stock, Friday’s news probably doesn’t affect you. You aren’t holding […]
Tesla’s Split-Second Decision, Beyond’s Plant-Based Problem & Please Yield March 28, 2022 Great Stuff It’s Splitsville For Tesla Great Ones, what makes the Musk Man guard his musk? Profits! What makes Tesla (Nasdaq: ) a wonder of Wall Street? Profits! What makes TSLA stock come up like thunder? Profits! What has Musk got that other electric vehicle (EV) makers ain’t got? Profits? Yeah, pretty much. Tesla CEO Elon Musk […]





