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Fed version of Goldilocks ends different meme August’s Goldilocks Jobs Report, Frickin’ Ford, Asleep On PagerDuty September 2, 2022 by Joseph Hargett Great Stuff The Song Remains The Same Great Ones, I had a dream. Oh, yeah … a crazy dream. A dream that today’s August nonfarm payrolls report would offer some direction … some hope … some indication of where the economy was headed and where the Federal Reserve’s monetary policy would go. Oh, what a dream that […]
Rearrange grocery store again meme Buying BJ’s Wholesale, Chipmaking At Wolfspeed & Walmart Supports “Creators” August 18, 2022 by Joseph Hargett Great Stuff What’s Grocer Than Gross? Hey, Great Ones! Y’all remember how we talked about how the entire retail sector is struggling due to soaring prices and sapped consumers? I mean, I hope you remember. It was yesterday. Well, apparently, not all retailers are created equal. For example, BJ’s Wholesale Club (NYSE: ) just entered the earnings […]
Are you not entertained Mickey Mouse Disney meme New Streaming King: Disney Devours Netflix in Subscriber Growth August 11, 2022 by Joseph Hargett Great Stuff I’m Going To Disney Land… Great Ones, I just ran away from Netflix (Nasdaq: ). Now I’m going to Disneyland. I just joined a new streaming service … I’m going to Disneyland. I just watched the multiverse … I’m going to Disneyland. I just flipped off Reed Hastings … I’m going to Disneyland. I just […]
Nvidia chips GPU what did it cost meme The Chip Stock Albatross: Semiconductor Stocks Fall Short of Q2 Earnings August 9, 2022 by Joseph Hargett Great Stuff Conjunction Junction … Chips Don’t Function Great Ones, today we’re hooking up phrases and clauses that balance, like “out of the frying pan and into the fire,” or “He cut loose the sandbags, but the balloon wouldn’t go any higher.” Getting your Schoolhouse Rock! on today, Mr. Great Stuff? You’re darn tootin’. And it ain’t even […]
JPMorgan profits declined bank default reserve meme Banking On Defaults, Celsius Frozen, EVgo Your Own Way July 14, 2022 by Joseph Hargett Great Stuff Hey JP, JP … You’re Alright By Me Great Ones, I’m high inflation I am. High inflation I am, I am. I bankrupted the widow next door. She’s been bankrupt seven times before. And no one wants inflation. (Inflation!) They’d rather have a William or a Sam. (Yes, sir!) I’m destroying the economy, I’m inflation. […]

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