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Hakuna Asana means no worries meme Unassailable Asana, GameStop’s Crypto Gift Cards & E-Jeepers Creepers
by Joseph Hargett September 8, 2022 Great Stuff
Hakuna Asana Great Ones, when I was a young warthog… When he was a young wart … wait, wut? Hey, now. I’m a sensitive soul, though I seem thick-skinned. Remind us to never stand downwind… Oh, the shame! Anywho… Hakuna Asana (NYSE: ). What a wonderful phrase. Hakuna Asana … ain’t no passing craze. It’s […]
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Nio Earnings and revenue vs EV deliveries meme Nio’s Teeming, Streaming Deliveries; Coupa Troopers & Google Rumors
by Joseph Hargett September 7, 2022 Great Stuff
Nio Noodling Deliveries Great Ones, electric vehicle (EV) maker Nio (NYSE: ) reported earnings today … and it gave me an idea. Riddle me this: Why are EV manufacturers like streaming companies? Why are what? You might as well ask: Why is a raven like a writing desk? You know, Lewis Carroll meant that as […]
Hedge Like a Pro With markets so uncertain, and so bearish as they’ve been lately, it’s imperative that traders know how to hedge their long positions with short positions. Shorting stocks, however, is risky. You expose yourself to unlimited risk and limited gain. On top of that, you generally need a lot of capital to short stocks in the first place. But with options, you can gain short exposure with limited risk…
OPEC buy more oil no don't think I will meme OPEC’s Death By Papercuts, FedEx One-Ups UPS & Apple Being Apple
by Joseph Hargett September 6, 2022 Great Stuff
OPEC’s Roughnecks Great Ones, OPEC was born to be a roughneck. But as we’re all finding out this year, pullin’ case and layin’ pipe is hard labor. And oil prices, while volatile, will never amount to nothin’. Har har, Mr. Great Stuff. Pulling out Johnny Cash to rag on oil? You’re getting desperate. I mean, […]

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