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E-Commerce Junk and Seller Fees Star Wars Meme E-Commerce Catastrophes: Etsy’s Craft Crunch, Shopify Stupefies & Wayfair’s Woes
by Joseph Hargett May 5, 2022 Great Stuff
A Tale Of Two E-Tailers It was the worst of times, and … yeah, it was just the worst of times. Such is life for the modern retailer, and as we found out today, e-tailers too. Very original, Great Stuff. Aren’t you just the Dickens… Now what’s an e-tailer? What, you’ve never visited the electronic […]
Peloton raises prices subsidize failing company meme Peloton’s Problematic Promise, Banks Be Busted & DiDi’s Do Or Die
by Joseph Hargett April 18, 2022 Great Stuff
Punched, Right In The Peloton Great Ones, the saga of Peloton’s (Nasdaq: ) fall from grace continued on Friday. And if you’re wondering why we skipped over it … well, Friday Feedback is important, you know? Given that most of y’all probably aren’t holding PTON stock, Friday’s news probably doesn’t affect you. You aren’t holding […]
I Should Buy Bitcoin Newspaper Cat World on Fire Meme Bitcoin’s Busted Stress Test, Praise The Papa, Planet Gen Z
by Joseph Hargett February 24, 2022 Great Stuff
Crypto-calypse? Apoca-crypto? Screw it; we’ll keep workshopping that one. Great Ones … how you doin’ out there today? Normally, I’d be putting some pithy statement here. Some rallying cry in the face of volatility, your standard lyrical shenanigans to boot. Maybe a couple-a three Sopranos jokes just to wet the whistle. But today, Great Ones, […]
Jurassic Park Nobody Cares Omicron Variant Meme On DoorDashers, On Box’ers, On Chipmakers … C’mon, Becto!
by Joseph Hargett December 1, 2021 Great Stuff
A Little Dash’ll Do Ya? It’s been, what … less than a week since COVID-19 Omicron debuted, and I’m already tired of it. And I’m sure you’re tired of hearing about Omicron as well, Great Ones. Wall Street is also tired of it, apparently, as stocks attempted to push sharply higher today. But, as resilient […]
Straight Outta Options GS Sunday Meme Small Simmer-Down Sunday: Straight Outta Options? Never!
by Joseph Hargett November 14, 2021 Great Stuff
How About A Little Options Optimism? You ever feel like you’re running out of options? Backed into a corner? Market volatility givin’ you no quarter? Psshaw … shake off those lingering doubts! Forget the market mess of last week (‘tis a silly place, after all). You’re never out of options, not when you’re a Great […]

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