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Disney Ducks Earnings; Beyond Meat’s Misery; Affirm’s Amazonian Appeal November 11, 2021 by Joseph Hargett Great Stuff The Mouse’s House Of Pain Wall Street’s earnings reactions have left me dazed and confused for so long it’s not true. I wanted a market — never bargained for you. There’s lots of people talkin’ but few of them know … what the heck happened with Disney to warrant an 8% blow? Great Stuff Picks […]

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You’re Way Off Coinbase; DoorDash’s Fundamental Failure & Fubo’s FUBAR November 10, 2021 by Joseph Hargett Great Stuff Bitcoin Hoarding Sinks Coinbase? Great Ones, Coinbase Global (Nasdaq: ) had the crypto world in an uproar today. Well … part of the crypto world, that is. As you probably already know, Coinbase is the world’s second-largest cryptocurrency exchange, averaging more than $8 billion in crypto volume per day. That’s still a far cry from […]

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Palantir Palate Cleanser, Robbin’ Robin & GE Makes 3 November 9, 2021 by Joseph Hargett Great Stuff Sucker Punched Palantir It’s time to follow up on Palantir Technologies (NYSE: ) and this morning’s trip to the earnings confessional. But first … are any of you Great Ones familiar with Edie Brickell & New Bohemians? What? Sure, the “What I am is what I am is what I am” band, right? What does […]

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Tesla Trips On Twitter, Monstrous McAfee & Walmart Goes Wall-E November 8, 2021 by Joseph Hargett Great Stuff Tesla Jive Talkin’ Whoa, Elon Musk (Bam-ba-lam). Woah, Elon Musk (Bam-ba-lam). Elon Musk had a stock (Bam-ba-lam). The damn thing gone wild. (Bam-ba-lam). He said: “I’m worryin’ outta my mind.” (Bam-ba-lam). Taxes gone wild. (Bam-ba-lam)… Ram Jam, Elon Musk and a nearly 6% drop at the open for Tesla (Nasdaq: ). What a way to […]

What’s The Deal With Palantir Ahead Of Earnings? November 6, 2021 by Joseph Hargett Great Stuff What’s The Deal With Palantir Ahead Of Earnings? Great Stuff, I don’t remember you covering my fave stock, Palantir Technologies. Do you have a take on it? — Lee S. Thanks for writing in, Lee! So, you don’t remember me covering Palantir Technologies (NYSE: )? Funny, I don’t remember me covering Palantir Technologies either. Great […]