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Hakuna Asana means no worries meme Unassailable Asana, GameStop’s Crypto Gift Cards & E-Jeepers Creepers
by Joseph Hargett September 8, 2022 Great Stuff
Hakuna Asana Great Ones, when I was a young warthog… When he was a young wart … wait, wut? Hey, now. I’m a sensitive soul, though I seem thick-skinned. Remind us to never stand downwind… Oh, the shame! Anywho… Hakuna Asana (NYSE: ). What a wonderful phrase. Hakuna Asana … ain’t no passing craze. It’s […]
Hedge Like a Pro With markets so uncertain, and so bearish as they’ve been lately, it’s imperative that traders know how to hedge their long positions with short positions. Shorting stocks, however, is risky. You expose yourself to unlimited risk and limited gain. On top of that, you generally need a lot of capital to short stocks in the first place. But with options, you can gain short exposure with limited risk…
OPEC buy more oil no don't think I will meme OPEC’s Death By Papercuts, FedEx One-Ups UPS & Apple Being Apple
by Joseph Hargett September 6, 2022 Great Stuff
OPEC’s Roughnecks Great Ones, OPEC was born to be a roughneck. But as we’re all finding out this year, pullin’ case and layin’ pipe is hard labor. And oil prices, while volatile, will never amount to nothin’. Har har, Mr. Great Stuff. Pulling out Johnny Cash to rag on oil? You’re getting desperate. I mean, […]
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Fluffy puppy index flashing red Chewy earnings meme Earnings Too Chewy, ChargePoint On Point & Netflix Raids Snap
by Joseph Hargett August 31, 2022 Great Stuff
Ain’t No Fluffy When He’s Gone… Great Ones, I hate to tell you this … but the U.S. economy has gone to the dogs. No, scratch that. It’s gone beyond the dogs, if Chewy’s (NYSE: ) trip to the earnings confessional means anything. Beyond the dogs? You’re talking nonsense. What does that even mean? I’ll […]

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