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Welcome To The Recession?

Great Ones, it’s official. The U.S. economy is in a recession.

U.S. gross domestic product (GDP) fell 0.9% in Q2, marking the second straight quarter of declining economic growth. By most measuring sticks, two quarters of declining growth defines a recession.

Or at least, that’s how it’s been historically. Today, we’re seeing all kinds of yes men, toadies, talking heads and well-meaning “defenders of the realm” come out in denial. Remember, denial isn’t just a river in Egypt.

We’re not in recession, but it’s clear the economy’s growth is slowing. The economy is close to stall speed, moving forward but barely.

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That’s Mark Zandi, chief economist at Moody’s Analytics, you see white-knighting the U.S. economy. And he’s not alone.

There is a veritable army of defenders out here saying the U.S. isn’t officially in a recession yet.

I have to admit, though, that they’re kinda right. Only the National Bureau of Economic Research (NBER) can officially declare a U.S. recession — and it typically takes months to make up its mind.

So why wouldn’t we officially be in a recession?

Well, economists don’t like the general definition of a recession. They argue that you need more than two quarters of decline in GDP because one indicator is just too narrow a look at economic activity. In fact, NBER itself says that you need to look at production, employment, real income and other indicators.

For the sake of argument, let’s look at those other indicators.

First, there’s the U.S. Industrial Production & Capacity Utilization Index, which measures U.S. production activity. The June reading dropped 0.2% from May, with the Final Products and Manufacturing portions of that index falling 0.5% for two straight months.

Then there’s the U.S. employment rate, which dropped to 59.9% in June from 60.10% in May.

Furthermore, while the U.S. economy has added jobs at a blistering pace since the pandemic shutdowns ended, we are still well shy of pre-pandemic employment levels.

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Finally, there’s the June U.S. Real Income report, which saw real average hourly earnings fall 1% from May to June.

What’s more, compared to June 2021, real average hourly earnings are down 3.1%.

That looks bad, Mr. Great Stuff. But what about the “and other indicators”?

Honestly? The only possible “other indicator” that shines a positive light on the U.S. economy is consumer spending.

You know, the indicator that Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen was touting as a reason we aren’t in a recession … before today’s GDP report?

Let me reiterate my opinion on that line of thinking:

I find that reasoning particularly funny given that … of freaking course consumer spending is up. I mean, when inflation is rising at the fastest pace in 40 years, consumers are obviously spending more — but it doesn’t mean they are buying more.

Remember, kids … consumer spending is up on food, energy and rents, while discretionary spending continues to get squeezed by inflation. U.S. consumers aren’t really spending more because they want to … they’re spending more because they need to. That’s a very big difference.

But don’t worry. In about six to 12 months, the NBER will come out with a statement like this:

NBER: Hey, everyone. Remember that period where y’all couldn’t find work and struggled to buy things, heat your home and pay rent with your shrinking paychecks? Yeah … that was a recession.

Thanks, NBER! Good to know.

But you’ll be able to tell them that you already knew … because you heard it here first: The U.S. economy is in a recession.

Great Ones … I’m not telling you this to scare you or make you panic and run for the hills. I’m telling you this because you need to acknowledge the problem and face it head on. Remember, the first step toward fixing a problem is recognizing you have one in the first place.

Now that we’ve recognized the problem, how do we deal with it and not destroy our investments?

Well, my good friend Ian King is the man with the plan. Ian correctly called the 2008 crash … a move that sent his former hedge fund soaring 1,700% in just two years and lifted King’s name into the “world’s best investor” category.

But recently, Ian made an even bolder prediction: The End of the Dow.

That might sound a bit overboard, but you have to see it to believe it… And Ian King reveals everything in this new, must-see controversial video presentation (click here).

The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

The Good: Poppin’ Tags

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Was I right, or was I right?

Great Ones, I was indeed right about Etsy (Nasdaq: ETSY) and I hope you bought the stock when I recommended it back on June 11. If you did, you’re sitting on a potential gain of about 42% right now!

How d’ya like them apples?

ETSY stock surged more than 7% today after the company posted a blowout Q2 report.

Earnings arrived at $0.51 per share, beating the consensus estimate by a whopping $0.19 per share.

Revenue jumped more than 10% to $585 million, blowing past Wall Street’s target of $556 million.

Etsy also said that it actually added 6 million new buyers during the quarter, shocking analysts who expected the company’s customer base to decline post-pandemic.

Seems y’all just can’t get enough of all those artsy-fartsy, handmade goods Etsy be peddlin’. Or as I said back in June, maybe it’s Gen Z’s obsession with thrift shopping via Etsy’s Depop store.

Either way, Etsy is simply killing it right now, and I don’t expect that to end anytime soon.

Great Stuff Picks readers, keep holding ETSY stock. We’re going up from here.

The Bad: Meta’s Meltdown

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Meta Platforms (Nasdaq: META) — the company formerly known as Facebook — is in big trouble after its latest trip to the earnings confessional.

The company missed the mark on practically every conceivable measure Wall Street has:

  • Earnings per share: $2.46 versus $2.59 expected.
  • Revenue: $28.82 billion versus $28.94 billion expected.
  • Monthly active users: 2.93 billion versus 2.94 billion expected.
  • Average revenue per user: $9.82 versus $9.83 expected.

That is a world of hurt, Great Ones. Even guidance came up short, with Meta projecting Q3 revenue of between $26 billion and $28.5 billion, compared to Wall Street’s target of $30.5 billion.

What Meta just reported was the exact opposite of a beat-and-raise quarter, literally.

As for why? Well, Meta blames Apple’s (Nasdaq: AAPL) iOS privacy update — of course — and lower corporate ad spending. But the funny thing about corporate ad spending is that while a reduction in said spending is hurting companies like Meta, Snap and Twitter … it’s not having much of an impact on Google.

Seems like corporations are just fine with ad spending, just not with underperforming companies like Meta.

CEO Mark Zuckerberg said that Meta would implement cost-cutting measures, including reducing its headcount. “This is a period that demands more intensity and I expect us to get more done with fewer resources,” Zuckerberg said.

Oof. I am so glad I don’t work at Meta. Needless to say, I do not recommend META stock at all right now.

The Ugly: Telehealth Hell

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There were a lot of e-trends that emerged from the pandemic: online shopping, streaming, video calling, video games … and telehealth.

But while y’all like to do lots of things online, visiting your doctor via Zoom isn’t one of them. Like, at all…

Just ask Teladoc Health (NYSE: TDOC). The remote health care provider just posted a $3.1 billion Q2 loss. That’s like Uber levels of loss right there.

On a per-share basis, Teladoc lost $19.22, compared to the consensus estimate for a loss of just $0.68 per share.

Some $3 billion of Teladoc’s loss came from a one-time impairment charge. But “one time” holds little weight with TDOC investors, who saw the company take a $6.6 billion noncash goodwill impairment charge in Q1. That’s more than $9 billion in write-downs in two quarters.

The company’s guidance even came up well short of expectations.

I think Citi analysts said it best with this commentary on Teladoc’s report:

TDOC’s Q2 results and conference call did not inspire confidence.

No. No, they did not. Thank you, Captain Obvious.

TDOC stock plummeted more than 19% today, placing it among the biggest losers of the session.

And that’s a wrap for today’s market shenanigans. After you’ve digested this mess, feel free to share your thoughts with us!

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Joseph Hargett. Editor of Great Stuff

Joseph Hargett
Editor, Great Stuff