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Microsoft Star Wars Cloud City Meme Microsoft Closes The Console Curtain; Nio’s Future Remains Uncertain
by Joseph Hargett June 9, 2022 Great Stuff
Microsoft’s Cloud City Today, Great Ones, we’re launching headfirst into a great adventure. We’ll start by joining Microsoft (Nasdaq: ), zoning out for an hours-long gaming sesh — hey, it is almost Friday — and generally getting lost in the clouds. Hold up, we gotta talk about that image up there. Is that … Cloud […]
Bank on This 15.6% Yield You can certainly profit by using a stock’s price history to spot opportunities. But in times of major upheaval, like today, “technicals” are a poor guide. Normally, reliable information on the history of individual assets is overwhelmed by external factors. In this case, I prefer to focus on the Big Picture. And right now, the Big Picture is telling me to be opportunistic … but to let someone else do the work.
Stop investing drug companies Biogen Aduhelm meme Aduhelm’s Deep, Lord Of The Rental Cars, Paramount’s Doom
by Joseph Hargett May 3, 2022 Great Stuff
A “Reasonably Likely” Excuse… Great Ones, as some of you may remember, I have a bit of a personal beef with drugmaker Biogen (Nasdaq: ). I know. I know. You’re not supposed to get emotional when trading or investing. It’s the No. 1 rule, after all… Well, it’s No. 2 behind “Don’t Panic!” but the […]
Intel Ford Amazon Earnings Gun Pew Meme It’s The Time Of The Earnings Season For Losing
by Joseph Hargett May 1, 2022 Great Stuff
Oh No! The Consequences Of My Own Actions… Ah, Sunday, Sunday — so great to me! Time to sit down and chow down on the Sunday simmer-down. How does it feel, Great Ones? To be on my own? With no direction home? Umm … no. How does it feel to be through the biggest, greatest, […]
Microsoft Tribute Tenacious D Meme Microsoft’s Tribute, Visa’s License To Spend & Bitcoin Nest Eggs
by Joseph Hargett April 27, 2022 Great Stuff
Tenacious M This is the greatest and best stock in the world … Microsoft (Nasdaq: ) tribute. A long time ago, me and my fellow Great Ones here were hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road, when all of a sudden, there shined a shiny investor in the middle of Wall Street. And he said: […]

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